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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

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[-] 0ndead@infosec.pub 40 points 6 days ago

Didn’t somebody already botch his dick?

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago

Let’s tell him this new guy will fix it

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago

musk had his mangled by a "surgeon"

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ohhhh, botched dick!! botched that one! That's a botch job!

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