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[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 193 points 6 days ago

Hey Musk I got a proposition for ya

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 57 points 6 days ago

No no. You do it this way:

"Hey musk, you have a small dick"

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Unfortunately, he's probably into being humiliated like that.

[-] 0ndead@infosec.pub 40 points 6 days ago

Didn’t somebody already botch his dick?

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago

Let’s tell him this new guy will fix it

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago

musk had his mangled by a "surgeon"

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ohhhh, botched dick!! botched that one! That's a botch job!

this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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