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Biz_dave on Threads is training crows to attack red hats
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this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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Hope the birds stay safe
Crows are pretty good at the old peck'n'dodge, and pretty tough generally, especially when in a murder.
I think we could extend this training to seagulls, baiting the MAGA hats with French fries. Get started now to ruin the nazis' summer.
Now that's a winning idea, I'd feel pretty bad if a crow got hurt. Fucking seagulls man, screw those things.
They act exactly like Republicans: MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
But do they have the intelligence to handle this? Crows certainly do. I'm doubtful of seagulls
Yeah, i've seen them to some pretty sneaky stuff for food, but I don't know that even if they could handle it without it being related to food.
Yeah, if a MAGA pulled a gun and tried to shoot a crow, he'd be more likely to shoot his MAGA companion, as the crows laugh at them.
OTOH, if he managed to hit the crow, ALL the other crows are going to get revenge.