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[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 36 points 1 month ago

"I want to cook with you"

"No, I meant as an ingredient. Sorry, English isn't my first language"

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They say my hunger's a problem

They tell me to curb my apetite

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"you look ravishing"

"why thank you"

"no i want to cook you and eat you. baste yourself with this for the next 30 minutes while i get the oven right"

[-] psoul@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

“Why does your shampoo feel so greasy and… salty? Is that fresh rosemary, oregano, thyme?”

“Yeah it’s my chef’s conditioner, just leave it on it’ll do you real good”

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Oh there's fresh rosemary on everyone here we all got bushes of it.

this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2025
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