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[-] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 100 points 1 month ago

US boarder agents - show me you Facebook

ME: I deleted it in 2016

BA: okay show me your insta

ME: I don't have insta

BA: wtf.jpg, okay Twitter?

ME: nope.

BA: visibly frustrated ... Reddit then?

ME: deleted that account when they fucked over 3rd party apps.

BA: writing refused to comply, rejected.

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

Same, but if they’re trained to look for the Voyager icon I could be in “trouble”

But for now, this is the last place I can say it:

I hope Trump is hanged for treason and violently shits himself to death out of fear and panic in the seconds before the noose snaps. And then a buncha hand-scrawled notes confessing his pedophelia, sexual assaults, rapes, and love for AOC’s feet fall from his pockets

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

I think Signal has an option built it in to disguise the app as something else. Lemmy apps should start adding that function.

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Voyager does have a face-id-to-unlock feature that enable. But yeah, a facade icon/name would be awesome as well

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

They wouldn’t hesitate to hold it to your face to unlock it.

Passcode would be better, but I’m not sure the 5th amendment works at border crossings like it should.

[-] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

From my understanding it does. The only thing is, that while they have to let citizens back in, they don't have to let their phone back in

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

I think Android in general has a way of hiding certain apps.

I couldn't find the options so I just don't go to the US. Seems like the easier response.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Why not travel with a burner phone?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Because a lack of an account is likely suspect.

[-] discocactus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

I'm putting a lot of effort into visiting the United States here. I think I'm just not going to bother.

[-] Lazylazycat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You can do this in android if you use a launcher.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I hope he gets Ted Kaczynskis old cell.

[-] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

same but interstellar for me.

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I wish I knew a Genie to make your wish come true.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 month ago

The Monkey Paw says "nah, all good on this one, no downside"

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago

Can't speak to a Border Agent if you stay away from that shithole country.

*taps forehead

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

They want to make us all antifa terrorists if we’ve ever dissed capitalism or Christianity. Or christo-fascism presumably.

[-] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

sadly I'm stuck in the center of the shithole (in a thankfully blue area).

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