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[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

I swear I'm going to, start forcefully, inserting commas in wrong, places.

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

It hurt to read this. It was like stop and go traffic in my brain

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Ngl, I think part of the reason for widespread reading comprehension being so fucking bad and getting worse, is the popularity of horrible grammar. It requires people to do a lot more assuming when reading, and so it essentially becomes a loosely typed language, like JavaScript, inviting wrong assumptions and errors.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

getting worse, is the popularity of

Is this part of your idea from your first comment to insert commas in jarring, objectively incorrect places?

[-] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

I read this like William Shatner in my head.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

If you

write a sentence

split into multiple

lines

it sounds

like you got

asthma

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

sucks to your assmar

[-] treesapx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Needlessly convoluting the message! Just like a Nolan movie! You sly dog, you.

this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2025
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