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Night Watch told 404 Media that it used this Lima to take down 19 Kinzhals in the past two weeks. First, it replaces the missile’s satellite navigation signals with the Ukrainian song “Our Father Is Bandera.”

Any digital noise or random signal would work to jam the navigation system, but Night Watch wanted to use the song because they think it’s funny. “We just send a song…we just make it into binary code, you know, like 010101, and just send it to the Russian navigation system,” Night Watch said. “It’s just kind of a joke. [Bandera] is a Ukrainian nationalist and Russia tries to use this person in their propaganda to say all Ukrainians are Nazis. They always try to scare the Russian people that Ukrainians are, culturally, all the same as Bandera.”

You see, we're not actually Nazis, it's just a funny joke! What's so bad about a silly song?!

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[-] awrf@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

These people live in their own separate reality, it's absurd. At least give Khrushchev some credit for one of the few cool things he did! Too bad I can't dunk on them since we don't federate with them.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago

"Bandera was a nazi" is neither true nor false

centrist

[-] awrf@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

it is a secret third thing...

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

The secret third thing...

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bandera is in a superposition of being both a nazi and not a nazi until you collapse the waveform by looking up what he was doing during the holocaust.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Surprisingly common type of guy.

[-] oculi@anarchist.nexus 12 points 2 months ago

I genuinely have no clue what this fucking means. Schrödinger's Nazi???

[-] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Stalin's Soul was bound to the earth due to his excessive usage of Necromancy hence he never really died in 1953. Bandera was killed by a human who was possessed by the Eternal Spirit of Joseph Stalin on his eternal quest to hunt Nazis.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

"it's neither true nor false" that means it's true dawg

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I saw some guy on a reddit post a while ago who kept saying over and over again that Bandera died in a nazi concentration camp. Multiple people linked him to the Bandera wiki page and he just kept going lol

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Holy shit they unironically spell it "ruzzian" 😂

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