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[-] mikenurre@lemmy.world 109 points 3 months ago

He also claimed he felt it through his Kevlar vest. Didn't know sandwiches are more powerful than bullets.

[-] BC_viper@lemmy.world 142 points 3 months ago

To be fair he was a little bitch, and little bitches feel everything.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

ironic since they’re heartless

[-] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 months ago

Is

Is a little bitch

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

This circus will be a part of Why veterans hate ICE.

[-] silence7@slrpnk.net 68 points 3 months ago

There is a big difference between being able to feel something and being injured by it.

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Indeed. Conservation of energy means he definitely felt it, just spread out over his entire torso, bouncing off harmlessly.

[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 45 points 3 months ago

It hit him right in the fee fees, and badly damaged his already fwagile mascuwinity.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 33 points 3 months ago

You need special plating to handle those sub-sonic sandwiches.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

To be fair, while wearing one you can feel someone lightly patting you on the chest. I'm sure he did feel it but no way on earth did it hurt.

[-] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, the vest distributes pressure, but doesn’t stop it. It’s not a magical force shield. You can still feel things… If someone pokes you, you feel it pushing on your chest. But you feel it with your whole chest, not just where they poked.

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

He also claimed he felt it through his Kevlar vest. Didn’t know sandwiches are more powerful than bullets.

Clearly this was a Subway sandwich with an armor piercing tungsten penetrator ingredient. Evidence submitted by the prosecution cited Subway corporation's recent advertising campaign featuring the slogan "I can't get enough of that tungsten!". This branding campaign was, of course, a backpedal from Subway's previous offering of a Depleted Uranium penetrator which was largely shunned by sandwich consumers as being 'unhealthy'. /s

[-] Don_alForno@feddit.org 12 points 3 months ago

Sandwiches can melt steel beams, didn't you know?

[-] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

Bush did Jimmy/Johns.

[-] Qwel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's a feeling

Kevlar doesn't stop feelings 🥹

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