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[–] 12 points 1 year ago (34 children)
  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago* (13 children)

    Why do you have morning wood at a public toilet

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet

    I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Waking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    so you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen?

    i would transition but there's no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I guess I'm trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    how the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Proceeds to pee like the guy in Upload

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    brother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    If it's pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It's not that hard.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Not sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that's a absolutely not possible for many men.

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