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Can I get a refund for my Hexbear Premium upgrade ? (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago by 9to5@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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I recently upgraded my account to Hexbear Premium and while I like the new features like AI integration I was dissapointed that the fruit in my gift basket (the mod team sent me) were spoiled.

I hope I can either get a new gift basket or a free month of Hexbear Premium. Someone told me to ask Susan but I didnt even know Hexbear has a Susan.

I would write directly to the mod team but I think they all blocked me. RUDE

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[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Hexbear premium has a strict no refund policy. We will be filing a defamation lawsuit for your post. It will probably cost you 9 million hexcoins or you can opt for Hexbear Ultra platinum supercharged premium for the low low low low low low low price of 四万二千六十九 and get one defamation lawsuit cancellation super ultra miracle charger. Be aware that this offer will expire within the next 69 hours. Use the coupon "#Iamsorryforaccusingyouwrongfully" to avail this super duper rare one time offer of a lifetime.

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