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Can I get a refund for my Hexbear Premium upgrade ? (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago by 9to5@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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I recently upgraded my account to Hexbear Premium and while I like the new features like AI integration I was dissapointed that the fruit in my gift basket (the mod team sent me) were spoiled.

I hope I can either get a new gift basket or a free month of Hexbear Premium. Someone told me to ask Susan but I didnt even know Hexbear has a Susan.

I would write directly to the mod team but I think they all blocked me. RUDE

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

Hi, this is Susan

Your replacement fruit basket was unfortunately delayed by the outbreak of the Banana Wars

Those super-intelligent beetles just really love fruit!

To make this up to you, we have sent a box of cannabis and embalming fluid to you as part of our home Wet-making kit

this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2025
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