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They have a very different view of what constitutes an unsafe space, for the last day or so every time I saw a username with pronouns my whole body would tighten up, my asshole would go rogue and start sputtering out diarrhea farts like coughs from a terminal covid patient. Every fiber of my body would vibrate. One time I blacked out and woke up to find myself running through the halls of a Motel 6. Nobody seemed to mind until I jumped into the pool from a second floor balcony, shitting the entire time and racing my liquid fecal matter to the water. I landed in a cloud of diarrheal mist, emerging from the slop a changed person. I hate that they made me feel that way about something that should be good. I will not miss them.
Not every poopoo time is pronoun time, but every pronoun time is now poopoo time.
I hate that they made my asshole try to speak like Speed Buggy. I will not miss them.
They got me out here like Steamy Ray Vaugn, filling my britches.
The Hexbears literally filled my diaper with my own shit. The clothespins I was using to secure it popped and it fell apart, releasing a torrent of fetid waste upon my Herman Miller chair.
When you're sitting in your Herman Miller
And the hexbears ascend like Michael Jackson's Thriller
if you're blue and you don't know where to go to after the pronouns make you wince
jump in pools of shit
Imagine that.
Holy shit is that a motherfricking The Deprogram reference
the humour here is like a snake eating its own ass
, mostly circular, but when it opens up to accept more humour something apocalyptic happens
true story, I was the pool. I haven't felt clean since.
pig poop ball pit
I keep seeing this emoji and I'm still not quite sure what it means.
It's Kelly. He's a political(?) cartoonist for the online newspaper theonion.com . The Onion is satire, as is Kelly. Here are his cartoons.
https://www.theonion.com/opinion/cartoons
Edit: He does snide asides as his cartoon avatar, often with wordplay. That's usually what people are invoking when using this emote.
Oh fuck. I never actually realized he was an Onion writer. I thought he was just some weird right-wing comic artist we latched on to ironically. I am a fool!
So basically it means acknowledging a pun?
it's "thanks, Dad" but more positive
Stan Kelly, the political cartoonist persona/pseudonym of Ward Sutton.
20th century history in one sentence.