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[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

I had a teacher in elementary school that taught us that when a flag falls on the floor, you’re supposed to kiss it.

Yes, seriously.

It was just part of the normal flag-worship we were ~~taught~~ brainwashed with.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

I was taught that if a flag falls on the floor you are supposed to burn it.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

That is "flag law" but you also aren't allowed to display the flag on a T-shirts, in any disrespectful manner, or a fuckin pick up truck and yet. here we are...

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Let's not even get into flag shorts and bikinis.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Hey! There's nothing more patriotic than making people horny for America

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

b/c they can't go burning the flag every time a kid fucks up but they can't bring themselves to totally abandon a ritual that has become a superstition

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