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[-] [email protected] 107 points 1 day ago

Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:

Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago

One has to be a Giver to give great head. I think youre safe.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I think you underestimate the power of spite

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Let me introduce you to my wife

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Might be near a bunch of repressed individuals like a gop convention but I don't know I'm not a very spiteful person I just know there are tales of people with great spite like one guy who created and buried a fake giant made of stone I think just to get back at a guy

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