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Can you believe it folks, I'm outside in my jorts, old man shorts, sunning myself, with no sunscreen mind you, that stuff causes cancer, and Iran, of all people, tries to drone strike me in my naval. Very rude, I'll have you know, I have actually the strongest naval of any president, that, quite frankly, anyone has ever seen. trump-anguish

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Trump will be in the air within 10 minutes of the US confirming ballistic missiles heading towards US mainland

is he flight capable?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

When he gets excited, he floats around the room. He's on that Baron Harkonnen mindset.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

A big enough trebuchet is a pathway to abilities some consider to be... Unnatural

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