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Man steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.
(www.dailymail.co.uk)
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this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything's left.
And if everything's left, did he take anything?
There's plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him...
I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
If the shoe don't fit you must acquit.
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
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He seems like an all right guy