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Let me pet the fucking dog
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this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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“Oh, well you see, your desire to be good is due to a chemical imbalance in your brain blah blah blah, it represents an inferiority complex whatever something else, and you’re have an innate fear of what other people will think of you yadda yadda yadda-“
Me: “Good!”
Me: "Watch, the chemicals in my brain are going to go wild when I pet this facsimile of a dog"
“Oh, well you see, your desire to be good is due to a chemical imbalance in your brain blah blah blah, it represents an inferiority complex whatever something else, and you’re have an innate fear of what other people will think of you yadda yadda yadda-“
That's all good and well, Mr Tate, but can you please answer the prosecution’s question
"i gave her money so it was legal lol flexes bicep btw she loved it and said it was good LMAO"