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[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 78 points 7 months ago

He drained the swamp and then flooded it with his own newer swampier swamp

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 7 months ago

Now with 50% more pork!™

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 7 months ago
[-] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

I was thinking more Lahey from TPB, but that works too.

[-] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I'm sober enough to know what I'm doing, and drunk enough to really enjoy it.

[-] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Or, I suppose, the swamp’s calling the shots now, Randy would be more appropriate in the context.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 1 points 7 months ago

He's more like a burst urine soaked sewage pipe, spewing shit and flooding the whole American political sphere with giant turds and other effluent.

[-] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

It’s gonna be the biggest most beautiful swamp you’ve ever seen. People tell me all the time I’m the best at swamps, they say “wOw you are so good at making swamps.” And they’re right I’m gonna make the deepest swamp in the history of this country.

this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
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