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[-] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago

Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

true. That's what I use as a backup, when I don't want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

The ol' George Mallory defense.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits

this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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