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[-] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

Everyone should grow their hair long at least once.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

I did just that when I finally accepted I was balding, and in time would become bald. It was glorious! I had a luxuriant mane! I should have been in shampoo or "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

I have Fabio hair but a twink physique.

Been looking for better things to call myself other than Twinkio.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Fab (fahb) because you're like Fabio but narrower. Also, you can make puns about how being Fab'd off is a good thing.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Ya lol twinkio ain't great. Hmmm...

Poofio? Pooferrio?

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