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MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—In a move likely to stir controversy, Mexico has officially renamed the Liberty Bell “the TACO Bell,” the Mexican president announced on Monday.

Effective immediately, the landmark will be referred to as the TACO Bell in all Mexican atlases, encyclopedias, and history textbooks, President Claudia Sheinbaum said.

In her announcement, she gave Donald J. Trump “full credit” for the name change.

“Thanks to Donald Trump, when one thinks of America, one no longer thinks of liberty,” she said. “One thinks of TACO.”

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

National Treasure 3: Nic Cage follows a deadly trail of clues that reveal the United States is actually Mexico.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

In an adventure that takes him from one Taco Bell franchise to another across the American South until he gains 200lbs and early onset diabetes

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

If this got made, I would proudly NOT pirate the movie and make sure I and everyone I know paid full price for it.

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