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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Like those hunters in the USA that go out in the wild and get attacked by grizzly bears and almost nobody with any sense has sympathy for them because at the end of the day the hunters put themselves into the bear's habitat and then weren't savvy, educated, vigilant, or concerned enough to stay the fuck away from the apex predators with knives built into their mouths and feet.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Or the assholes like Jimmy John who go out and shoot Elephants.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

“Who would win, me or an Austrian with plot armor and a hyper myostatin disorder that makes them naturally huge?”

“I mean, the Austrian, obviously. Don’t they usually travel in packs?”

“I don’t know, man, I’m built different. Plus I just got that new load out from space cabellas’s that makes me invisible and shit. I’m not saying it would be easy, but I could do it, I just know I could.”

“Sir, this is a space Wendy’s.”

“Alright, what if it’s normal non-Austrians, like a tribe of some sort? Hear me out…”

this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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