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[-] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago

Predators are just extreme doomsday preppers, setting up on their own planets and killing any trespassers. The rest live in a post-scarcity society and have no interest in convincing those weirdos to come home.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago

Predators are like humans going to Africa for big game hunting.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

They literally use the phrase 'on Safari' in the second predator movie.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

They're mostly dentists, Fortune 500 CEOs, and children of dignitaries. Every time we kill a predator, their planet's stock market is affected or a bunch of parents have to negotiate a new provider with their insurance.

this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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