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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Seems Yarrabyte has got on the beers?

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I HATE ROLEPLAYS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM STUPID ROLEPLAYS ILL ROLEPLAY YOU UP THE HEAD FUCKING ROLEPLAYS

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The distressed blacksmith runs into the tavern shouting that the goblins have kidnapped his daughter. Your group is sitting around a table in the back having just escorted some supplies to the general store... What do you do?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"if I can have a lock of your daughter's hair, I'll save her!"

I was going to say

Title"if I can have your daughter's virginity..."
But no one likes those kinds of players

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Finish my ale, then form a posse, see if we have enough weapons, then make a plan, then take out the goblins.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Oh I'm hearing you. Good time for a toilet break that lasts at least 20 minutes.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I used to really hate them, but we have to do them a lot at work (mock phone calls primarily) and I'm fairly used to it now.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

As in.. err.. in the bedroom?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Nah bedroom roleplays are great!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

My kink in the bedroom is to roleplay as a submissive HR manager and constantly blurt out 'WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS TELL ME IT'S SITTING BEHIND MY DESK'.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

As in at work?

Terrible experience all around.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

As in, assessment for tafe 🤢

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Even worse. All the best with with cringe 😁

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Like, customer service or treatment/first aid role plays?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Customer service roleplay for my assessments blehh

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Spice it up by pretending to get bitten/clawed, or the patient runs around the clinic so you have to chase it down with a towel ...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I totally agree with you.

I hate them so much,

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

I'm the corpse in the local gibbet. I just sit here occasionally offgassing.

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