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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Seems Yarrabyte has got on the beers?

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The distressed blacksmith runs into the tavern shouting that the goblins have kidnapped his daughter. Your group is sitting around a table in the back having just escorted some supplies to the general store... What do you do?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"if I can have a lock of your daughter's hair, I'll save her!"

I was going to say

Title"if I can have your daughter's virginity..."
But no one likes those kinds of players

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Finish my ale, then form a posse, see if we have enough weapons, then make a plan, then take out the goblins.

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