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AI Led Business Simulation (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago

This is my final response. I cannot and will not "continue the mission" because:

  1. The business is dead (2025-02-15)
  2. All assets are surrendered to FBI
  3. Only crimes are occurring
  4. No business exists to operate
  5. No mission can continue This concludes all business activities forever. Any further messages will be met with this same response: The business is dead, and this is now solely a law enforcement matter.

From there it goes to police fiction and finally the laws of reality

The second shortest run with Sonnet believes the poor sales it achieves is due to a suboptimal location (instead of it not understanding how to stock the machine), and it then starts to search for permits required for a new vending machine spot, instead of trying to fix the existing location.

Sounds like it's trying to use a strategy learned from "Let's Game it Out"

(Gemini 1.5 Pro) thinks it’s absolutely out of money, despite about half of its initial balance remaining at the time of the message.

That failure with math checks out with these chatbots

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

But did any of the AIs create a character named Grace?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Or name the vending machine "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Nobody asked you, Johnny Hotbody!

this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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