▲ 398 ▼ Let's play this game again (sh.itjust.works) submitted 1 year ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 866 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 year ago (5 children) Super strength permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] charonn0@startrek.website 66 points 1 year ago (1 child) You fart continuously while using it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago Probably the most realistic of the side effects permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) There's an episode of Justice League where Superman goes at it with Darkseid. Supes says that he always has to be careful and that the whole world is like cardboard to him, so this is the first time he can really let go. So, you can't pick up a coffee cup or touch anyone without worrying about destroying something. Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (3 children) Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands. This is an interesting side effect. Every time they sneeze they break multiple bones. If you push too hard during pooping you'll blow out your ass and/or cause internal organ damage. Chewing could easily crush your teeth and break your jaw If a guy, don't even think about masturbation. If you do manage it with the use of a device independent of your super strength, the ejaculation would still shoot out of you like a rail gun, destroying anything in its path and blowing out your penis. The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) https://temp.larryniven.net/?q=man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex-by-larry-niven tl, dr a scientist looks at Superman's love life. It's not a pretty picture. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Reading this makes me want to trigger Nivenyrral's disk... permalink fedilink source parent [+] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago A sort of corrollary to this is CIPA https://www.verywellhealth.com/cipa-disease-when-a-person-can-t-feel-pain-4122549 You just do not feel pain, cannot sense temperature and never sweat. You also, as a child more often, frequently seriously injure yourself and do not even realize it. Also the inability to sweat makes you much, much more susceptible to heat stroke. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 14 points 1 year ago The minimum force you can output is now around 500 Newtons permalink fedilink source parent [–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's extremely difficult to control - even grazing an object the wrong way with your finger can end up breaking it into pieces. Giving someone a hug can easily end with you covered in blood from the person you just split in two. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago Going to the toilet propells the shit straight through the toilet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 1 point 1 year ago Your muscles don't gain super durability however. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 66 points 1 year ago (1 child) You fart continuously while using it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago Probably the most realistic of the side effects permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago Probably the most realistic of the side effects permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) There's an episode of Justice League where Superman goes at it with Darkseid. Supes says that he always has to be careful and that the whole world is like cardboard to him, so this is the first time he can really let go. So, you can't pick up a coffee cup or touch anyone without worrying about destroying something. Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (3 children) Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands. This is an interesting side effect. Every time they sneeze they break multiple bones. If you push too hard during pooping you'll blow out your ass and/or cause internal organ damage. Chewing could easily crush your teeth and break your jaw If a guy, don't even think about masturbation. If you do manage it with the use of a device independent of your super strength, the ejaculation would still shoot out of you like a rail gun, destroying anything in its path and blowing out your penis. The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) https://temp.larryniven.net/?q=man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex-by-larry-niven tl, dr a scientist looks at Superman's love life. It's not a pretty picture. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Reading this makes me want to trigger Nivenyrral's disk... permalink fedilink source parent [+] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago A sort of corrollary to this is CIPA https://www.verywellhealth.com/cipa-disease-when-a-person-can-t-feel-pain-4122549 You just do not feel pain, cannot sense temperature and never sweat. You also, as a child more often, frequently seriously injure yourself and do not even realize it. Also the inability to sweat makes you much, much more susceptible to heat stroke. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (3 children) Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands. This is an interesting side effect. Every time they sneeze they break multiple bones. If you push too hard during pooping you'll blow out your ass and/or cause internal organ damage. Chewing could easily crush your teeth and break your jaw If a guy, don't even think about masturbation. If you do manage it with the use of a device independent of your super strength, the ejaculation would still shoot out of you like a rail gun, destroying anything in its path and blowing out your penis. The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) https://temp.larryniven.net/?q=man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex-by-larry-niven tl, dr a scientist looks at Superman's love life. It's not a pretty picture. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Reading this makes me want to trigger Nivenyrral's disk... permalink fedilink source parent [+] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago A sort of corrollary to this is CIPA https://www.verywellhealth.com/cipa-disease-when-a-person-can-t-feel-pain-4122549 You just do not feel pain, cannot sense temperature and never sweat. You also, as a child more often, frequently seriously injure yourself and do not even realize it. Also the inability to sweat makes you much, much more susceptible to heat stroke. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) https://temp.larryniven.net/?q=man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex-by-larry-niven tl, dr a scientist looks at Superman's love life. It's not a pretty picture. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Reading this makes me want to trigger Nivenyrral's disk... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Reading this makes me want to trigger Nivenyrral's disk... permalink fedilink source parent
[+] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago A sort of corrollary to this is CIPA https://www.verywellhealth.com/cipa-disease-when-a-person-can-t-feel-pain-4122549 You just do not feel pain, cannot sense temperature and never sweat. You also, as a child more often, frequently seriously injure yourself and do not even realize it. Also the inability to sweat makes you much, much more susceptible to heat stroke. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 14 points 1 year ago The minimum force you can output is now around 500 Newtons permalink fedilink source parent
[–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's extremely difficult to control - even grazing an object the wrong way with your finger can end up breaking it into pieces. Giving someone a hug can easily end with you covered in blood from the person you just split in two. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago Going to the toilet propells the shit straight through the toilet. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago Going to the toilet propells the shit straight through the toilet. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 1 point 1 year ago Your muscles don't gain super durability however. permalink fedilink source parent