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[–] [email protected] 64 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (6 children)

In America most men are overweight or obese and have pendulous lumps on their chests with nipples attached. Personally I don't love seeing them, but when the weather is right, they are all over the goddamn place. It's absolutely ludicrous that women can't do the same. If there were any logical rule it would be don't show your chesticles unless you are a woman who uses them for feeding a child OR everybody gets to have their tits out regardless of any gender types. Pick one and go with it, but the current laws are base AF.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

In other parts of the world nudity isn't seen as a big deal or in some cases even unusual in certain settings. Americans are so afraid of seeing a titty or penis or whatever else.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

I mean in some parts it's not as big a deal yes. There are plenty of parts where it is like this. I think America is a good example primarily because so many American men have tits.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

When I was in pre-K, on a really hot day, I remember asking why the boys got to take off their shirts but I couldn’t.

Now that I’ve had top surgery, I can be the fat hairy bearded guy that mows lawns shirtless. It’s nice.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I mow with a long sleeve that’s rated for 15fpf, skin cancer is a real concern. Stay safe out there fam

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

The safety vs comfort rivalry

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

I'm happy for you that it worked out in the end.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago

Sure, but it's a ridiculous privilege. Let's face it, many men have what meets the criteria for breasts. If we decide that breasts are outside of the Overton window then shirt those bitches up, all of them. If we are saying breasts on women are the only breasts outside the window then that's just plain old discrimination. Shift the window or cover them all up until we are ready to let them all out.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 21 hours ago

Austin actually has a city ordinance with more or less this exact logic. Once you’ve seen a dozen or so average women with their chests uncovered at the pool, it loses any excitement it may have initially held.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Here in Fort Collins, it’s tits out for all. Come all and welcome for those that would like their tits out.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Isn't it technically legal there for women to be topless, too?

Edit: a bit dated, but it seems that they can go topless only in a few state.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Everyone can choose to have their tits out!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

My kind of party!