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I sincerely hope that you don't have any children, because I've seen 13 year olds who were more mature than you.
And I know this is going to sound crazy, but the concept of paying your kids to behave isn't new, it's called an allowance, and it's fairly common for parents to use it as a disciplinary tool by tying it to certain behavioral expectations (such as doing your household chores).
It is in fact really important to teach your kids that good behavior is rewarded, otherwise they'll simply give up on being good and find other ways to make money, such as stealing or dealing drugs.
You've changed my life, thank you.