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Mount Fuji climber rescued again after he returns for phone (www.bbc.com)

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A 27-year-old university student who climbed Mount Fuji outside of its official climbing season was rescued twice in four days, after he returned to look for his mobile phone.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or the name of the prestigious university cranking out this caliber of genius.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Their students may not be the brightest, but they are renowned for their tenacity

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's got that drive

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

But not that phone

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

A Milford Man.