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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So here's the plan... We tell Afghanistan they can have all of our minerals if we can have half of theirs. They will obviously accept as it's a good deal for them. Then we place a live crocodile in front of our minerals and institute a strict formal dress code. While the Taliban are busy trying to dodge the crocodile and rent tuxedos, we'll already have all of their rare earths