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[–] [email protected] 114 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

You don't understand how awful it is to have studied both physics and history. Everything is so horribly misrepresented everywhere all the time. I'm losing it

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey, these sharks aren't going to fuck themselves, buddy, get back to work.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

That weed won't smoke itself either

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is there a username_checksout community, yet?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wow they're all inactive, but thanks!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Good. It's Reddit culture and doesn't belong here.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Psych background, it's bad too but nothing makes me scream more than the "you only use 10% of the brain" crap. When that movie all about that came out I absolutely lost it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

ugh, i feel like twice a week im having to tell people "using one hundred percent of your brain is called a fucking seizure"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

We only use 10% of our brain, just like a traffic light only uses 1/3 of its lamps.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe the movie was about epilepsy ?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

We have unlocked you full potential... seizures.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

Reminds me of the scene in Friends when Rachel looks Ross dead in the eye and says Jurassic Park could have happened and his entire brain goes into meltdown

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

I've got a chemistry degree and I do reenactment and how average people lived throughout history is a big hobby of mine.

Media hurts me so much.