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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

no control over subtitles.

Really most theaters I know you can rent a little plexiglass thing which gives you subtitles from a rear projector.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

What the fuck?
Most theaters I know simply put the subtitles in the local language in EVERY movie.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

This doesn't happen in native English speaking countries (when the movie language is English, which it is 99.999% of the time).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Yeah but the thing about being British is the local language is English. So I don't need subtitles to watch John Wick.

Usually subtitles are only for the benefit of people who are deaf who obviously aren't very large percentage of the population so they get a little plexiglass thing so everyone else doesn't have to look at pointless subtitles.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah no. So much dialogue is unclear in movies. I started using subs when I had kids because they’re loud and discovered so many lines in movies I’ve seen many times but had never understood before. Now we watch everything with subs even if kids aren’t present.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I'm also a native English speaker and I tend to disagree. I often find it hard to understand what the actors are saying due to poor sound quality and/or mixing. The explosions are too loud, the speech is too soft and I find myself turning on subtitles and playing around with the volume when watching movies at home.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have working ears and I always watch media with subtitles. Don't pretend to speak for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Good for you?

I have nothing against people watching with subtitles if they want to watch with subtitles. When did you get that idea?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Must be a Europe thing. I’ve been to a plethora of movie theaters and never came across this. They just have designated Closed Caption screenings.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've never seen anything like it in Europe, where I live they even show the subs in 2 languages at the same time. It's horrible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It certainly thing in the UK I have no idea what other countries do. I've never watched movies in other countries unsurprisingly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Very much not common everywhere. Where I live, if you want subtitles, you need to find a cinema that has a showing with subtitles. Usually that’s also paired with the non dubbed original audio.

A personal subtitle screen like those translucent mirrors you‘re describing sounds like a great solution though. I don’t really like subtitles unless I’m watching in a language I don’t understand very well but I know a lot of people who prefer having them on regardless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One could do it like in an opera house, where the subtitles are shown on a separate screen above or below the stage

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Or how they used to do it in the old days: pay a dozen or so soot-smudged orphan kids to dart back and forth throughout the performance with the script printed on signs, keeping time with the action on the stage. Might lose a few to milk-leg or dropsy but these were the mud times so at least they're not dodging industrial machinery through a cloud of mercury and asbestos.