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[–] [email protected] 102 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

do regular dogs go all like 'o shit its the cops' when they see a police dog, or is it just another dog to them?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't do anything illegal don't do anything illegal don't do anything illegal SQUIRREL!! Ah crap I did it again...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Violations of the Dog-Squirrel treaty of 2014 is no laughing matter

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That treaty is a sham and everyone knows it. The squirrels had no right to annex Caninea.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

That treaty ended a hundred year war! So what if the Squirrels took Caninea, nobody thought they'd even come to the negotiating table after the Canines glassed Squirrelandia

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

its complicated. RATO presence in the region keeps tensions high, and squirruss borders are notoriously hard to defend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

You messed with the squirrels, Morty!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Protest dogs are pretty good at recognizing cops vs protesters. Better than people sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Long live the memory of Negro Matapacos, greatest of allies. (Loukanikos was also a very good boy)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I don't expect dogs have much of a conception of "cops." They might see them as generic authority figures though.