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Anon needs help to solve the mystery
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this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.
"Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing."
Occam's razor and all that
Occam's buttplug
It's always in there
Hey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.
And then what?
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