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Although Feinstein’s health continues to deteriorate, sources say that the root cause of this particular incident seems to have been a conveniently placed banana peel. The slip then caused her to trigger an anvil on a nearby shelf which subsequently bonked her on the head and caused a blunt force that turned her teeth into tiny piano keys
3 to 5 little white birds were seen chirping and flying around her head in a small circle