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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I hate this. Kiwis taste sooooo good. But I also have some mild allergy. Same with pineapples.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

oh man, that totally sucks

those fruit are soooooooo good.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I love food that digests me back!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

It's not fun unless it's a fair duel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love Kiwifruit season when they get down to like $1/kg

I eat a lot of them.

The juice is great for tenderizing meat also.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Man, where do you live? I'm in Minnesota, and our kiwi have to come from halfway around the globe. $1/lb sounds like a fantasy to me.

I once dated a girl who grew up in Hawaii. She used to mock us mainlanders for buying starfruit. First of all, because she thought they aren't a very good fruit, but second because apparently where she grew up, they were something of a pest plant: they were everywhere and dropped their fruit on the sidewalk and you'd step on them if you weren't careful and it'd make a mess.

It's all perspective, huh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Less than 2 hrs from the major kiwifruit producing region.

Mid-season, I could drive to an orchard and back before lunch. To buy the fruit even cheaper in bulk.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Next time try your pineapple with a dash of salt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you!!! I was actually going to ask how I could chip away at the roof of my mouth at the same time my fruit eats my tongue.

Jk. Does it make it better?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pineapple.actively bites you back, so it might not be a mild allergy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you tried cooking a pineapple and then eating it and see if you still have symptoms

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Well, I love pizza hawaii...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have read that some people may not actually be allergic to kiwi itself, but to a byproduct of a chemical reaction between the kiwi and a metal spoon. Have you tried eating one without a metal utensil?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would you need a spoon? It's all edible except the hard bit at one end (which is probably edible too, but too pointy to risk it) and the hairy bit at the other (which is almost certainly edible, but eww, hairy). The skin is where the vitamins are.

Just clean it to remove the insecticides and herbicides and whatnot, and bite chunks off the thing until only those two bits (and quite a lot of juice all over your fingers and mouth) are left...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean split it open and eat it like those dudes who eat watermelon competitively, yeah?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

No need to split it, just bite into it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Had this too as a kid they made me vomit. Now it's completely gone and I have hayfever

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I once made pineapple sandwich. It didn't really work, it sort of dissolved the bread. Taste great though