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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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For what it's worth - the Washington Post put the article in the style section.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Industry Americus

Octavian George

Torsten Savage

Titan Invictus

These parents weren't stuffed in lockers enough as kids

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (3 children)

taking a stab at what these kids will be called when they're inevitably stuffed into lockers themselves:

Industrial Waste

Octopus George, Depravian George

Testicular Torsten

Tetanus Infectus

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

New Mad Max cast

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Octopus George

This nickname is potentially a blessing, depends on Octopus' personality.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Thirsting Sewage

In reality, these kids will just pick a kinda normal name as they're growing up, like most kids whose parents give them names that border on mild CA

Indy/Rick

Avvy/George

Tor/Orry

Ty/Vic

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Brass Eye tier names (eg. Alabaster Codify, Chuck Fadanoid, David Compression, Alan Fortune-Vatch, Tasscam Holiday, Accelorata Jengold et al)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Wait these are those funky "American" names from that weird SNES Japanese baseball game

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I was stuffed into so many fucking lockers as a kid. Maybe that's why I turned out communist... 🤔