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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, I don't know who goes to public bathrooms to see dick. I don't even want to be in there in the first place. Seeing someone else's bits is pretty low on the list of things I want to see in there, right above shit smeared walls.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

At over 50 years old, I don't think I've ever seen another man's dick in a bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I've been to a handful of old athletic buildings that had trough urinal setups that made having peripheral vision basically a guarantee that you'll catch a glimpse. A couple others that were circular but I wasn't sure it wasn't a sink so I left it alone.
Also improperly supervised kids who are almost tall enough for the urinal and entirely trop trow.

Seeing random disinterested anatomy in passing doesn't hurt anyone, so I don't get why people get so worked up over it.
Seeing a penis is harmless. Being shown a penis is what can be messed up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

In my experience the most common sighting of the men's dicks in the bathroom is when some 60 year old is wandering around stark naked in the gym changing rooms. I think it's a requirement past a certain age that you do that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I've seen more dicks in the streets than at urinals.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Hint all these people who are worried are the meat gazers. Same thing with the dudes who want to hang out as "guards". Go in take a piss/shit then leave. In Europe they have these 4 way open urinals on the street walk up piss sun shining on your head, squirt of hand sanitizer. Back to the pub/work. No chaos ensued society was unaffected.