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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If this is bro saying he doesn’t wash his ass, or his worry is because he knows his ass is stanky, then I have no idea how she’s put up with him this long.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I remember in the olden days of reddit where there was this huge thread where many people didnt wash their ass because it was "gay" or gross. I think it started with a thread about someone telling men to also wash their balls because they stink too.

Water is a terrible lubricant too, I dont recommend for seggsy time.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My old wrestling coach once felt he had to remind us to "wash behind the balls."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

You gotta get your gooch!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Cleanse the taint, as it were

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta get some silicone lube for shower sexy time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think there ever was a threat where men said that. It was someone on Twitter going "apparently men don't wash their ass because it's gay" and it spiraled from that iirc.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

NO IT'S NOT OK 😡

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Not tiktok. Stop self censoring.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Not tiktok. Stop self censoring

I can say whatever the fuck i want. We said seggsy way before the hot garbage that is tiktok existed and you can't "stop" me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Some of the euphemisms are also just plain funnier. Committing sudoku for example is top kek.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

they said "ass" so I doubt that was the intention

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago