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Your chicken should already be clean enough when you unpack it. Just choke it thoroughly and don't contaminate any surface with its juices.
This is sounding extremely unsanitary
Well… you don’t want it flapping around everywhere in your oven now, do you?
Why not?
Traumatizes the children
I thought you said it traumatizes the chicken the first time I read your comment. Lol
Probably both.. It's just that the chicken's trauma won't last as long..