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Anon doesn't wash (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

when you unpack it. Just choke it thoroughly

This is sounding extremely unsanitary

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[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Well… you don’t want it flapping around everywhere in your oven now, do you?

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Why not?

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Traumatizes the children

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[–] OrderedChaos@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I thought you said it traumatizes the chicken the first time I read your comment. Lol

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[–] Schnabeltierplaisir@feddit.org 3 points 2 years ago

Probably both.. It's just that the chicken's trauma won't last as long..

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