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[–] [email protected] 194 points 1 day ago (5 children)

How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I'm not gay!?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Phew I'm straight then.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like one girl cock I think

This isn't an impossible thing to do nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago

In my case, at least one

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago