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Anon hates smartphones (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

anal-locked

new kind of biometrics?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Insert authentication dildo to continue.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?

this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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