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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because we don't have receptors for them, yes. Science is cool.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"pheromones is when a lil stinky"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

I pheromoned in the toilet this morning! And a tiny amount in my own asscheeks overnight

Edit: apparently y'all don't like poop jokes. Noted, but not heeded

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ur mom was phero-moning my name haha gottem

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

I thought I told you to stop talking to me, Dad

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

but not heeded

Atta boy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm really not a big fan of pooping while in bed but your edit is cracking me up

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Name checks out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What is it that a fartographer would do exactly?

If a cartographer maps out the land, would a fartographer map out the bowels?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

They draw the pollution map overlay in Factorio