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Just found out the guy who ran the Death Star had a secret stormtrooper boyfriend who was killed by Han Solo and had his uniform used as a disguise
(starwars.fandom.com)
Star Wars lore is the gift that keeps on giving man
So this guy’s droid accidentally shows tarkin some of his nudes, tarkin makes him a kept man I guess because he’s such a good shag. Gives him a nepo promotion, and he is immediately killed on his first assignment guarding the Millenium falcon when it gets captured by the Death Star 
The idea of Peter Cushing’s wrinkly ass old man balls slapping away against this guy’s stormtrooper armour is so funny to me
I honestly thought this was an allegorical meta post for a second, like somehow the Death Star and Luigi could be related and this was about the struggle session. But no, that's just Star Wars lore. That's great 👍