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Yep
And thanks to contempt charges being entirely under the purview of the presiding judge, you might also catch jail time for mentioning it
But a jury would have to convict me though, so if I just tell that jury to google jury nullification I'll be home scot free.
Fun fact: Contempt of Court doesn't require a trial, the judge just has the bailiffs toss you into a jail cell until you pay money or a random amount of time passes
YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING
You gotta hit the judge with a Beyblade
Only thing that works
You think I'll get out if I capture him in a pokeball?
That's kidnapping, that's 10 to 15 years
If you used Instant Transmission to warp him to King Kai's, you'd probably be fine
That's trafficking. Guess I just gotta hit him with the laser canon from Akira