this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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mayos don't know what mountains are
My neighbor is literally snow blowing his yard grass, my brother in Christ, why?
My neighbor spent the dry as fuck summer mowing his lawn religiously. Bro it's dead. It's brown and dry and hasn't grown since early June. Nope gas up the mower and get to work mowing the dirt
There's a guy near where I live who literally just had a dirt yard. No dead grass, or just starting to grow; just dusty dirt. Which they mowed consistently, causing the air in the whole neighborhood to be just dust. It was nice when it rained because the dust would settle and they wouldn't mow it until it was dusty again.
I guess people just have "mow" as a command in the brain somehow. Is it like the only way they can imagine being outside??
where's Anton Chigurh with a captive bolt gun when you need him
are you trying to say there's snow on the ground and he's blowing it? or he mowed the lawn, didn't collect the clippings, and is blowing the clippings? Or is there nothing on the ground whatsoever and he's just running the snowblower? Does "snow blowing grass" refer to a sex move?
all of these are plausible situations
He's blowing the snow off his yard, that he doesn't use for anything.
that's not rock-bottom for uselessness, but still pretty useless!
That is utterly deranged lmao