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[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago

I mean it's not extremely far off compared to Ultralight hiking, you can still be hygienic (like often washing clothes), of course though you're not winning parfume contests along the way... It's a tradeoff to make compared to having a lot of uncomfortable weight to carry around.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Does he carry a Texas sized bottle of French cologne?

I don't want to be his room mate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Cologne is in Germany, not France you silly goose!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago

French cologne, my ass! He wears WAAAAAAY to much Axe Body Spray like a patriotic American bro who doesn't understand geography should.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

Axe Body Spray. Guaranteed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, also because he's apparently not aware of the largest mountain range in North America.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Gonna have huge calves.