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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

If she came out and said she would stop companies fucking their customers, that might have done it.

I think instead she entertained firing Lina Khan?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Yup. 🤦